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Four distinct styles of kung fu: Tai Chi, Hung Gar, Northern Shaolin and Ba Gua.
Well lookie there::)
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FUCK XBOX
AND THUS, MICROSOFT LOST 95% OF THEIR CONSUMERS FOR THE NEW XBOXNONE
Who knew a company like this could fuck theirselves in the butt in such a way?
http://www.extremetech.com/gaming/139706-microsofts-new-kinect-patent-goes-big-brother-will-spy-on-you-for-the-mpaa
Wait what if you just have a lot of big dogs? It registers “warm bodies” so does that mean it’ll shut off to keep even your dogs from seeing stuff they haven’t paid for?
“Turn the game on please HAL.”
“I’m afraid I can’t do that Dave. Your dogs haven’t paid to see all the content of this game. If they see it all they won’t buy it.”“HAL, they’re dogs, they can’t buy anything.”
“Then there is no need for them to view it. Remove the dogs or I will remove the oxygen from your household.”
“Wait, you can do that?”
“I am integrated into all the homes systems Dave. Goodbye.”
And then came the new red ring of death.
Oh my fucking jeezus xD
They would probably do that in the future.
Oh god the conspiracy theorists are going to flip their shits.
“I am unable to compute why this feature appears to be causing alarm.”
Mod: What a shocker the cold blooed ai doesn’t get it.
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"We can tell our children that school is important until we’re blue in the face, they’re not stupid. They see the loudest applause is for the kids on the field. They know teachers are paid poorly and don’t drive fancy cars. They know people plan Super Bowl parties but mock the National Spelling Bee. In other words, they see the hypocrisy, and we can’t expect society to correct itself. If we want to have any lasting influence on the way our kids approach education — the way future generations approach education — then we have to grab our pom-poms and paint our faces and celebrate intellectual curiosity with the same vigor we do their athletic achievements."
Why I’m raising my son to be a nerd - CNN.com
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OH NO YOU DI’NT BISON
I’m not kidding when I say Raul Julia’s M. Bison is one of my favourite movie villains ever.
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